Lumberjacks VS Bootleggers
Okay kids, so check this out. First and foremost, I am NOT a Twilight fan. Yeah I know, I’ll probably end up on some CIA list for this or something, but I’m just not. My daughter, on the other hand, is totally into that little cutie Taylor Lautner, and if I have one more female tell me how much my son looks like “Edward”, I might just lose my mind.
However, I’ve found a contest where you have to choose a side and you could win an Amazon Kindle or one of several other prizes. Does this have something to do with the Twilight saga? Heck no. Weren’t you listening when I said I wasn’t a fan. I am, however, a fan of fantasy fiction and this contest is killer, (no pun intended).
Author Moira Rogers is throwing a Pick a Side contest until the 14th of June. She has created two interesting characters and it’s our job to pick the best. One is a vampire lumberjack and the other is a werewolf bootlegger. Yeah, I got all tingly too. But that’s not the big thing for me. You see, in my world ( the real one, not the one I put into my stories), I am the granddaughter of an actual bootlegger and I’m married to a guy who’s known as “Chainsaw”. No, I’m not making this stuff up, but I do feel a story coming on.
So, here’ s the thing. You have to head over to Moira’s blog and pick a side. But more than that, you’ve got to be ready to defend your answer because once you’ve made your decision, you’ve got to do a blog post about it then leave a comment (a real one, not one of those “great post” comments) about why you chose the side you did. Then, Moira will add a link from her site to yours and tell which side you chose. This is where you need to be ready, because others on that list of links may come by your site and either agree with you, or try and get you to switch sides.
So, which side am I picking? Well, that was a tough decision. As I said, my grandfather was an actual bootlegger in the late 20’s/early 30’s. From what I understand, he had a heck of a time trying to explain to my great-grandmother why there were bullet holes in the trunk of her car one Sunday morning.
But, my hubby has been cutting trees down for a long time and has been known as “Chainsaw” since the early 90’s. Plus, the idea of having a big rugged man nibbling on my neck does a lot more for me than the idea of a big furry guy peeing on my leg. So, I vote for The Vampire Lumberjack.
Okay, stop laughing and get over to Moira’s site and cast your vote before it’s too late. And remember, “Vote for the Lumberjack and you won’t get a Back Attack”.
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Tags: Bootleggers, Chainsaws, Kindle Contest, Lumberjacks, Vampires, Werewolves
If you’re looking for a nibble on the neck, Go Team Werewolf Bootlegger! If you’re looking for a vampire to bite you all the heck and back then suck you dry, well…You know your answer. Go Team Werewolf Bootlegger!
Go Team Vampire Lumberjack! What can I say I’m a sucker for the fangs. (Pun intended)
I am also going with team vampire lumberjack – wolves are awesome, but vamps have a soft spot with me
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Pam S
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I’m with you! Sign me up for that Vamp any day!
Team Werewolf Bootlegger for me! I get cold easily so I need my werewolf to warm me up and snuggle with me =) Also, I do not find blood breath sexy.
Peeing on your leg? Hey, they are house-trained! So, team werewolf all the way!
I’m not a twilight fan either. I disagree with you though, although I can see you’d want to go with lumberjack to support your husband. To me a warm blooded werewolf is sexier than a cold, dead vampire.
I am on the side of the wolves. So go Team Werewolf.
“idea of a big furry guy peeing on my leg” —ewwww. i think one point goes to the vamps. -team swiss
I’m on Team Vampire Lumberjack! Go Team!!
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haha, when I imagine a werewolf I’m not sure I exactly imagine him peeing on my leg. xP
Although, I think you do have some solid reasons, I’m gonna have to stick to my Werewolf Bootlegger. =3
Team Werewolf Bootlegger!
Team Werewolf for me! Howling seems kind of sexy! Booze and full moons! what’s not to love?
Team werewolf bootlegger. Nice to be able to see a guy at lunchtime.
I have to follow my wolf heart too, shifter’s just do it for me. So go team werewolf.
And Twilight didn’t work for me either,lol.
Team Vampire Lumberjack for me.
I go for the hunky, sweaty guys doing hard work. I enjoyed the line you wrote about “big furry guy peeing on my leg”. I have a big furry dog, so I don’t need a big furry guy *L*
A new team, a civil war, a revolution!!!
Team Werevamp Wolfjack
YES!!! I agree I want both too, yeah, the start of a new revolution, I’d love to be in the middle between these two sexy men, a new team. I’m with you, team Werevamp wolfjack, or Werevamp Lumberwolf or Werevamp Jackwolf how does that sound? I like the first or second one best.
I had just started to post the following on some of the blogs starting with Blackravens.
I can be a trouble maker, I want both, shame on me huh,blame it on some really good posts numbering the wolf advantage of being able to be out at all times of the day and the fact that he’s warm and really alive and can share a real meal of food. Although the wolfie can take care of me 24/7 and the vamp can only manage about half,he’s still strong, mustled and sexy as hell, maybe they won’t mind sharing, I wouldn’t mind it. After all why can’t I have my cake and eat it too.
Hope everyone doesn’t want to stake me out but I really want both.
Zina
Viva le revolution, for those that to switch to both, come join us, make your voice heard. This is a war after all!!
I come from a long line of lumberjacks. I’ll take the family biz and some pesky soul issues over the uncontrolled furry and controlled substances.
Go Team Vampire Lumberjack!
Sexy vamps make me breathless. Definitely Team Vampire Lumberjack!!!
Team Werewolf Bootlegger
For the sake of sides, I have to go Team Vampire Lumberjack. Nothing says sexy like a man jacking some lumber. (Ohhh the images.)
I can’t wait to add both to my collection!
WEREWOLF BOOTLEGGER for the WIN!!! I’m sorry…well, really I’m not, but although you give some solid reasoning I’m still gonna have to follow my wolf-girl heart! Thanks for sharing that bit about the bullet holes!
I am for Team Vampire Lumberjack. I love the vamps.
I’m right there with you. Team Vampire Lumberjack all the way! Adam is a great addition to the Red Rock Pass series
I am a team vampire Lumberjack!!!
LMAO—That’s my hubby’s favorite song. LOLOLOL
Hey no worries about the Twilight deal for me and a friend spend most of our time bashing it. So if you are on a list me and my friend is too!
* Laughs * I’m liking your reasons…
Better than mine about a song (Jackyl’s Lumberjack_